"more like an attempt to conceal cellulose and excess skin"

AND I stopped reading.

Hon. You're scrutinizing another woman's body. You're surveilling another woman's choices about how to decorate that body. Gross.

You're being disgusting.

Have you read the "science" regarding the link between weight and health?

Because I strongly suspect you are responding from an "ew, cellulose" place.

And I don't want to read about it.

Crawl back into your hole.